Saturday, March 14, 2009

new rule: shave your pits before taking naked pix


I will never cease to be amazed by the shit that people put online thinkin’ that they’re cute.

About fifteen minutes ago, I went to go answer my mail on MySpace and when I went back to my homepage, I saw that they had once again scrambled my top friends.


yeah, I play apps, I'm a dork && iLove it lol

I was feeling impatient, so instead of waiting for MySpace to put my Top Friends back in order, I decided to scroll down and do it my damn self. What I saw in my number 36 spot made me choke on my water and I almost spit on my laptop screen.

Peep this


 Don't get dumb, I'm the one who put the X's over her eyes. Okay, seriously, she couldn't SHAVE before she took this damn pic? Ewwwwwwwwwww




I understand the fact that y’all may not see things that way that I do so let me tell you what to be on the look out for in this pic.

1) I gotta speak on the weave. In her picture caption, ol’ girl was like “Long hair don’t care” so I gotta be like “Bitch please, that ain’t nothin’ but yaki”

2) Um…knife wound much?

3) and this…why the fuck would you take a pic like this when you need to shave your underarms? I mean, all that hair right there? Yeah, that’s real sexy.

This chick, whoever the hell she may be, is on the not so reckless end of the scale on my reckless-ometer, earning only about a 3.75 but believe me, I’ve seen a lot worse on MySpace and the other various social networking sites that I belong to and I will be sharing those pix and my thoughts on them every time that I come across a new one.

Excited yet?


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