Ain't Nobody Mad But The Devil...and Me

Hey y’all, how’s everyone feelin’ on what’s a cold ass Monday here in the cap city of the driest state in the whole of the U. S. of A. Michigan? Really? Is that so?

Yeah…forgive me if I don’t care.

*shrugs*

lol, I joke guys and gals, sheesh. Seems like niggas and bxtches—I call you that as I’m too lazy to find out all of your names—are offended far too easily these days. Lighten up folx, damn! I’m not sayin’ not to take life seriously, you should because it’s life but I’m sayin’, there should be a healthy dose of humor injected into your lives. Some of y’all are gon’ hate me for sayin’ this but um…

Life’s a joke and it’s on you

live and laugh it up while you can

the punch-line is a killer

Yerp. I said it.

ANYWAY, I’m gettin’ more than a little annoyed with people. As a matter of fact, as I sit here, freezin’ my ass off and losing my voice at the same damn time, I’m gettin’ straight pissed off. People—as in plural. If you’re reading this and think it’s all about you it’s not. You aren’t the only person to piss me off sir/madam/bxtch/nigga umskay?—have located my last nerve, put on a pair of 7 inch lucite heels and started doin’ the A-Town stomp all over that bxtch.

There’s a part of me that want to believe that they aren’t doin’ it on purpose; I try to see the best in people. But then I look back over our combined histories and realize:

these muddasuckas are doin’ the shxt on purpose!

They gotta be y’all.

Now, a quick question before I go and make myself a cup of tea for this aggy ass throat:

why is it that when I do the same shxt that they’re doin’ to me, I’m immature and should know better?

Yeah, okay, even I can admit that it’s immature when I do it and blah-blah-blah, I should know better. What I’m tryin’ to get at is that if I should know better, THEY should deffy know better.

I’m tired of people comin’ at me fifteen different types of reckless because I do somethin’ that they don’t like after they do somethin’ that I hate.

I bite my tongue on the reggy because believe it or not, I don’t have the time nor the patience necessary to sit and deal with someone and their attitude because believe you me, mine is enough of a hassle. But when I let loose mine tongue—that sounded hella weird. Ew.—and say what’s on my mind, people wanna get all offended and shxt then start takin’ shots and then I’ll shoot back and yeah…

It’s a bad scene.

I’m done wit’ this ish for the moment, I’m gettin’ annoyed again and I don’t have the time for that. Today is gon’ be a good day regardless of the people that are on my nerves. Had a meeting earlier and things are really lookin’ up for ya girl. Don’t wanna chance it so I’m not gonna say anything about it but like I said, today’s gonna be a good day.

Anything else before I go?

Oh…

It does suck that you couldn’t wait til November. I was really lookin’ forward to that.

*shrugs*

It is what it is I guess.

*kicks rocks because I don’t like it*

lol.

♥