*sighs and rolls eyes*
Bitches play too gotdang much y’all, I swear fo’ BOB that bitches are gon’ be the death of Ren. I don’t need a crystal ball to see that ish either; I’m predicting it right now. And when it’s time for me to be buried—in my Easter best thank you ma’am—I want my tombstone to read:
Here lies LauRen
The girl who loved…
and got done in by those damn slutfacedhobagslorebuckets
May she rest in peace
Yeah…you’re right. That is kinda long. Guess they’ll have to use like a 5-point font or I’m gonna have to invest in a really large tombstone. Hmm…decisions, decisions.
Take a peep at the ish that’s gone send me to mine grave.
This heffa is Pee Are Ee Gee In Ay In Tea PREGNANT. Why in the name of Similac powder, breast pumps and pampers did this bitch think that this shit is alright? Someone answer me that shit. And why the Eff You See Kay FUCK is her cousin the one that is taping this fuckery? Somethin’ ain’t right wit’ this shit right here y’all. Please notice how this nigga is egging her, making her twerk harder if you will. But you know. He’s her cousin…I guess this is just cousinly love right?
*crickets sound in the distance*
All I have left to say is that I hope her baby pops out of her womb and proceeds to strangle the mother. Moving on…
her tats are random as hell. What in the world? I’m just all around confused right now.
*sigh* there are more examples. a lot more, but I’m on my way out the door so…layta.