Tuesday, March 9, 2010

“And Don’t You Forget It”


Guess I should’ve written this before. Might’ve cut some of—if not all—the bullshxt that made me want to choke/cut/maim/defenestrate/disembowel/etc. a few muhfxckas. As they say, hindsight is 20/20. But I digress.
This is The (Infamous) Life of (The Notorious) Mz. Ren, The (infamous) Life for short and my blog for even shorter. Name(s) aside, the important thing here is that this is my shxt where I talk about whatever the eff I feel like which includes but is definitely not limited to:
♥ Me and my quote unquote (infamous) life
♥ your face if you annoy me
♥ random things that go through my head
♥ my abnormal friends and subnormal family
etc. etc.; yada, yada, ya; blah blah blah and ad nauseum.
Unless otherwise noted, the views expressed in this blog are mine and mine alone. You don’t have to like it—and you won’t hurt my feelings if you don’t. Trust. You do, however, have to respect it. If you feel as though you can’t comply, please, don’t say shxt. Just Alt + F4 off my shxt and don’t come back. It’s that simple. Recklessness and disrespect will not be tolerated. However, should you let your disrespectfully reckless ass figuratively show, here’s a couple of things that you need to know:
1) I have a great many weapons at my disposal should you choose to go to war with me. My attitude; extensive and rather colorful vocabulary; a short fuse and
2) your IP address
Remember that.
Not so idle threats and jokes aside, The (Infamous) Life is for entertainment purposes only, and, in case you didn’t know, it’s for my entertainment. But feel free to enjoy.

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