♪♫I’m Missin’ You So Boy…

I’m thinkin’ about and missin’ Him so much right now…*sigh*This is just a little somethin’ that I shot for Him last month. No real point to it or this post, but I just decided that I would post it. *shrugs*
[don't be dumb, turn off the tuneage to watch the vid smh]
Oh, in case you were wondering, and I know you probably weren’t but I’ma tell you anyway:I’m not wearing makeup. Well, not really, just lipgloss, but that doesn’t count. I’m mildly attractive huh?Well…He thinks so at least.♥

My Karma is Gon’ Send My Ass to Hell

First things first, I love Kamara like the little sister I’m fortunate enough to have never been blessed with but um…I hate her. A lot. For one thing, she’s rude, unnecessarily so. I told her how I’m trying out for the Jeopardy College Tournament—a dork I may be but I’m a dork who has the potential for to win the tourney and pay for school. Hate if you must—and she said somethin’ like:

“Imagine how awkward that’s gon’ look. Harvard, Yale…Lansing Community College”

Ugh. Always tryin’ to keep the yellow black (wo)man down. Ol' oppressive ass smh…

Anywho, along with being unnaturally rude, she’s evil on top of it all. I’m talkin’ the way I went in on Gifted [who tried to call me out on Twitter last night. Big. Fuckin’. Mistake.] evil. Multiplied by seven hundred and fifty five. Add a dash of holiness to that and a quarter cup of I don’t give a fuck, mix well, pop in the oven at 375 for 13 minutes or until golden brown and you have Kamara.

Or cupcakes, I don’t remember which.

*shrugs*

So, last night, I was trying to get her mind off of the dark-side of the moon—codename, don’t worry about it, he’s not important—so I sent her to one of my favorite websites You Know You Dead Azz Wrong because her commentary on the fuckery  is hilarious. I’ve been tryin’ to get her to comment on there but she’s bein’ a buster about it. Said she will if the spirit moves her. *rolls eyes* The spirit gon’ move her ass straight to hell and me along wit’ her for laughin’ so hard and being a willing participant in her nonsense.

I sent her to view episode 27 and this is her response.
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Karma: everyone bow ur heads & close ur eyes.

Me: *bows head and closes eyes*

Karma: Dear Heavenly Father

Me: *chimes in “Yes Lord”*

Karma: we thank you for waking us up this morning with GOOD sense

Me: Amen.

Karma: because CLEARLY you didn’t have to do it

Me: THANK YA! *sways right and left*

Karma: CLEARLY you coulda let us grow some long ridiculous nails which prevent us from wipin’ the asses you have blessed us with

Me: *hums*

Karma: and causing us to get infections and merciful father we just want to praise your holy name on today because YOU gave us our right mind

Me: ayshowntoishouldaboughtahonda

[Yes, I did take it there]

Karma: hahahahahahaha SHUT UP REN *clears throat*

Me: *bows head and snickers while closing eyes*

Karma: ANYWAY, you clothed us in our right minds while THIZZ HEFFA PAINTED EACH OF HER STANK NAILS A DIFFERENT COLOR FATHER IN THE NAME OF JESUS HALLELUJAH! AND THEN PROCEEDED TO WRAP HER GRIMY AZZ AROUND THAT TREE THAT YOU SO LOVINGLY CREATED TO MAKE THIS STANK AZZ PIC WE NOW SEE BEFORE US

Me: *falls out*

Karma: *someone covers you with that blanket-shawl thing* and in Jesus name we ask that you STRIKE THESE THOUGHTS FROM THE HEARTS OF NIGGAS

Me: *rolls around on the floor humming “Jesus Loves Me This I Know”*

Karma: So that we can act like we have some class, dignity && sense in Jesus name we pray, amen, amen, amen

Me: Amen.

Karma: if you would face the wall on both sides the ushers will direct you out from the rear

Me:  You do realize that we have first class seats on the plane to Hell

Karma: I’m the muthafuckin’ pilot

 

And everyone at church thinks she’s so sweet, innocent and good.

Bah.
♥

Theoretical and Actual Women Both Applaud

So…

[click the pic, don't be slow]

Damn.

Yeah, it’s oldish news but this story is gettin’ mighty gotdang interesting.

My thoughts and retelling shall come later however, currently doin’ somethin’ else that is mildly important, besides that, I only wanted to see if Windows Live Writer would eff things up once more. I hope it doesn’t. I hate having to post from the web.

*sigh*
it did chose to act stupid, but I'm gonna blame that on GIMP givin' me a janky image map.

This is the Kind of Shit That Irks Me

To set the record straight, I don’t exactly care for the videos of chicks twerkin’ it out for the niggas of You-Tube and Internetland, but I don’t have a problem wit’ them on a whole either. As a matter of fact, one of my gurlies is a twerker. Whateva. If I could move like that I might make a video or two showin’ off my skills. However, I can’t, so I won’t. I refuse to be the next Angelique
[the star of this post for those who forgot]
but that’s neither here nor there, peep the vid below. ↓↓↓
Did you peep what it was that she had her ass pointed at while she was dancing? If you say the bed and a laptop, ding ding ding, correct you are, however; that’s not the answer I’m lookin’ for. Look again…yep, that’s a baby on the bed being held by someone who should know better than to subject an impressionable youngster to suck fuckery. Actual people make me sick, a theoretical person would never do this in front of a child. Ugh.

Theoretical People FTMFW! [Edited]

Note:

This isn’t a continuation of my last post. This isn’t even about Him. This is me gettin’ back to my bitchy best so I don’t have to think about what comes next. Call it avoidance if you must, I won’t deny it at all.

♥♥♥

I love people…in theory. Actual people on the other hand?

Eh, not so much.

Theoretical people are kind and mildly intelligent.

Actual people post shit like this on the Internet thinkin’ that they’re smart when in all actuality, the actual person looks like an actual asshole who’s actually really not smart at all. For an example of actual stupidity, peep the pic.

[click to see full-size image]

Now, I’m pretty sure the actual person who didn’t use their actual picture as their avi on Media Take Out thought that they were positively intelligent when they posted their comment on this story about the new show Spartacus on Starz yesterday. However, look at her second reply.

Yes, I’m pretty sure that there was a lot of actual gay things going down in ancient times, I’ve seen more than a few Grecian urns to back up this statement. However; I don’t think that Apollo or Napoleon Bonaparte were actually doin’ this. Y’know…

because Apollo didn’t actually exist outside of mythology and because Napoleon wasn’t around in Ancient Rome. Had to throw that out there just in case you’re an actual person who didn’t actually know this. If that’s the case, you’re actually kinda dumb, but I digress.

I understand what the homophobic Miss GuessJeans was trying to say. Kind of. But the fact of the matter is, yes, there was a lot of homosexual activity going on back in ancient times. Men basically only slept with women to produce an heir, twas a display of sexual prowess to bag the baddest nigga in a toga, not so much so concerning a woman.

If you’re an actual person who doesn’t actually believe me, you can Google it. Go ahead, enhance thine actual life with a bit of knowledge.

lol

[oh, in case you didn’t understand why I kept sayin’ “actual” and forms thereof? You’re slow]

♥

*hides face in shame*

So, I let my actual person come out there for a second when I failed to realize that she said ancient Romans...Spartacus sounds like a distincly Greek name and I do believe the show is set in ancient Greece.

Don't hold it against me though, I'm just an actual person...

lol